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Everything Hurts and We're All Going to Die

Inspect visitors and make calls as a village plague doctor

  • Free
by @zerokyoto
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Genre
Simulation
Platform
Web browser
Price
Free · as stated on the original page
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About

Play a village plague doctor assessing each visitor's papers, story, and what a lantern reveals. Decide whether to treat, quarantine, release, or call the guards on them.

Goal
Judge visitors correctly to keep the outbreak in check.
Feature
Compare papers, claims, and signs revealed by the lantern.
Feature
Choose to treat, quarantine, release, or call the guards.
Creator's own description

A darkly funny Papers, Please-style gatekeeper sim — plague doctor edition. Inspect. Judge. Regret.

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